When I have gone out to party my sweet buns off every St. Patrick's Day, I can't help but notice how many people are wearing funny Irish t shirts to the bars and pubs. Honestly, I started wearing them too just a couple of years ago and I love how many people comment on it and get a laugh from the unique tees I find on the Internet. You can't show an old stray cat like me any attention, though. Before you know it, I'll be creeping around your back door and waking up the kids. That's why I'm going to wear a different shirt to each place I visit this next greenest of holidays.
When the night starts, I am going to have to go somewhere to fill my belly. One of those family restaurants is probably the best place to go, since they have the prerequisite booze that I will need to drink to start my night off right. I will drink and socialize there for a while, letting people laugh at my funny Irish t shirt that says, "Irish, It's In My Blood (alcohol level.)" I figure that's a good enough warning for most folks.
Next comes the bar that I'm going to meet up with my friends in. I will, under no circumstances, drink whiskey at this bar. It'll be beer only until we move along to another bar and I get my whole group of friends together. My shirt will say "Irish I Were Drunk" on it and it will be the most honest statement I'll make all not. Note that I always make the "no whiskey" rule at the first bar, but also note that I have never succeeded.
By the time we get to the first pub, I should already have a decent buzz on. I will be in an awesome mood and everyone will love me because, after all, I am the life of the Saint Patrick's Day parties especially with my funny Irish t-shirts on. The shirt I'll be wearing at the pub will be my "Patrick Was A Saint, I Aint" because that's exactly the kind of attitude I'll be exemplifying.
After drinking all night and doing it well, it probably would be best for me to catch a cab and go somewhere out of the public eye. I can be a pretty great and functional drunk, but I can also be a sloppy mess if I'm not careful. This is why I'll be going to my party back-up plan, which is a Shamrock Party at a friend's house. That way, I can where whatever funny Irish tee shirts of mine don't have bodily fluids on them and I can pass out in peace.
Lots of people see we Irish folk in many stereotypical ways, many of which make light of alcoholism and excessive drinking. This is why many Irish choose not to go out and party, since it only reinforces those stereotypes. Well, I am not one of those people. I am full-blooded Irish and I will not be denied a good time because of some ignorant stereotypes. You can just look at my funny Irish t shirts and kiss my Blarney Stones if you don't like it.
When the night starts, I am going to have to go somewhere to fill my belly. One of those family restaurants is probably the best place to go, since they have the prerequisite booze that I will need to drink to start my night off right. I will drink and socialize there for a while, letting people laugh at my funny Irish t shirt that says, "Irish, It's In My Blood (alcohol level.)" I figure that's a good enough warning for most folks.
Next comes the bar that I'm going to meet up with my friends in. I will, under no circumstances, drink whiskey at this bar. It'll be beer only until we move along to another bar and I get my whole group of friends together. My shirt will say "Irish I Were Drunk" on it and it will be the most honest statement I'll make all not. Note that I always make the "no whiskey" rule at the first bar, but also note that I have never succeeded.
By the time we get to the first pub, I should already have a decent buzz on. I will be in an awesome mood and everyone will love me because, after all, I am the life of the Saint Patrick's Day parties especially with my funny Irish t-shirts on. The shirt I'll be wearing at the pub will be my "Patrick Was A Saint, I Aint" because that's exactly the kind of attitude I'll be exemplifying.
After drinking all night and doing it well, it probably would be best for me to catch a cab and go somewhere out of the public eye. I can be a pretty great and functional drunk, but I can also be a sloppy mess if I'm not careful. This is why I'll be going to my party back-up plan, which is a Shamrock Party at a friend's house. That way, I can where whatever funny Irish tee shirts of mine don't have bodily fluids on them and I can pass out in peace.
Lots of people see we Irish folk in many stereotypical ways, many of which make light of alcoholism and excessive drinking. This is why many Irish choose not to go out and party, since it only reinforces those stereotypes. Well, I am not one of those people. I am full-blooded Irish and I will not be denied a good time because of some ignorant stereotypes. You can just look at my funny Irish t shirts and kiss my Blarney Stones if you don't like it.
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