Yes, these products are really for sale on Amazon. These kid products will get you some strange looks if you're caught with them in your house. Worse yet, you should only give any of these as gifts to a parent or parent-to-be if you are hoping never to be invited over to see their kids again (with the exception of item #1 which will guarantee you receive Godfather status).
You'll never have to resort to one of these gifts if you order a toy now & set aside for when you need a last minute birthday gift or rainy day toy!
Diamond & Gold Pacifier - $17,000
When Paris Hilton is pregnant, this will sell out for sure. Scary for so many reasons.
Only 3 left in stock last time I checked, so hurry for yours. Also don't forget to take advantage of the seller's special offer - save $5.00 when you spend $49.99!
BOB - Manages TV Time & Video Game Time
BOB cuts the power off when the TV time hits a pre-set limit.
46 Amazon reviewers have given BOB 5 out of 5 stars!
Safety Harness (aka Kid Leash)
This is one of the positive Customer Reviews:
* This leash is okay, it does the job but my son hates it.
* The neck straps could have more cushion, as they press and dig into the child's neck if he falls or tries to hang on the leash.
Foam Safety Helmet
This poor baby's expression says it all.
Urinal for Boys
Simple to use, easy to empty, easy to clean - what more could you want when you spend $30 on an at-home urinal? Get this one on your Amazon Wish List pronto.
Tinkle tube
Great to keep in the car in case there are no bottles that can be used instead. How about pulling over to the nearest gas station?? And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Potty Mitts
These disposable mittens are a warning sign on the slippery slope toward treating your kid like bubble boy.
Time Out Pad
This gadget does seem to turn time outs into a fun game (it's even listed under the Toys & Games category) - maybe that's why it has so many 5-star reviews on Amazon?
The Daddle
Why only get one for Dad? Better yet, buy one for grandpa too - that should go over really well.
Love, Chic Baby - Perfume for Baby
Perfume for a baby! What more can be said about this? Ridiculous!
You'll never have to resort to one of these gifts if you order a toy now & set aside for when you need a last minute birthday gift or rainy day toy!
Diamond & Gold Pacifier - $17,000
When Paris Hilton is pregnant, this will sell out for sure. Scary for so many reasons.
Only 3 left in stock last time I checked, so hurry for yours. Also don't forget to take advantage of the seller's special offer - save $5.00 when you spend $49.99!
BOB - Manages TV Time & Video Game Time
BOB cuts the power off when the TV time hits a pre-set limit.
46 Amazon reviewers have given BOB 5 out of 5 stars!
Safety Harness (aka Kid Leash)
This is one of the positive Customer Reviews:
* This leash is okay, it does the job but my son hates it.
* The neck straps could have more cushion, as they press and dig into the child's neck if he falls or tries to hang on the leash.
Foam Safety Helmet
This poor baby's expression says it all.
Urinal for Boys
Simple to use, easy to empty, easy to clean - what more could you want when you spend $30 on an at-home urinal? Get this one on your Amazon Wish List pronto.
Tinkle tube
Great to keep in the car in case there are no bottles that can be used instead. How about pulling over to the nearest gas station?? And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Potty Mitts
These disposable mittens are a warning sign on the slippery slope toward treating your kid like bubble boy.
Time Out Pad
This gadget does seem to turn time outs into a fun game (it's even listed under the Toys & Games category) - maybe that's why it has so many 5-star reviews on Amazon?
The Daddle
Why only get one for Dad? Better yet, buy one for grandpa too - that should go over really well.
Love, Chic Baby - Perfume for Baby
Perfume for a baby! What more can be said about this? Ridiculous!
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