Saint Patrick's Day is rolling ever closer, and it's time to start putting away your bail money for this year. If you're anything like me, dawn of the day after Saint Patrick's Day is going to find you waking up in an alley with your Irish drinking t-shirts ripped to shreds while you text your friends neurotically in an attempt to find out where you are. There are a few mistakes you can actually guard yourself against, though.
The night of St. Paddy's Day is and easy night to make some serious mistakes. One of the absolute worst mistakes you can make is to let your beer goggles cloud your better judgment and take home some poor girl who hates herself enough to be someone's one-night-stand. If you wake up and she's wearing your Irish drinking t-shirts...just let her have the shirt and leave. It's not worth rescuing.
Drinking too much may seem like a pretty simple mistake, but it could have some dire consequences. Just because you're wearing Irish drinking t-shirts doesn't mean that you need to kill your liver all in one night. Why get arrested or seriously hurt when you can just pace your intake and have fun all night long?
Of course, you really want to keep that Irish temper of yours in check. Don't do anything silly that could land you in jail. Everyone is out wearing their Irish drinking t-shirts and having a great time. Just because someone spills your drink, doesn't mean you should start throwing punches. Keep your cool and have fun.
Those are three big mistakes that can save you from some serious misery the next day. Don't sleep with anyone you wouldn't sleep with sober, don't drink too much booze, and hold your temper in check. All you have to do is wear your Irish drinking t-shirts, have fun, and celebrate being Irish...or at least a little-bit Irish.
The night of St. Paddy's Day is and easy night to make some serious mistakes. One of the absolute worst mistakes you can make is to let your beer goggles cloud your better judgment and take home some poor girl who hates herself enough to be someone's one-night-stand. If you wake up and she's wearing your Irish drinking t-shirts...just let her have the shirt and leave. It's not worth rescuing.
Drinking too much may seem like a pretty simple mistake, but it could have some dire consequences. Just because you're wearing Irish drinking t-shirts doesn't mean that you need to kill your liver all in one night. Why get arrested or seriously hurt when you can just pace your intake and have fun all night long?
Of course, you really want to keep that Irish temper of yours in check. Don't do anything silly that could land you in jail. Everyone is out wearing their Irish drinking t-shirts and having a great time. Just because someone spills your drink, doesn't mean you should start throwing punches. Keep your cool and have fun.
Those are three big mistakes that can save you from some serious misery the next day. Don't sleep with anyone you wouldn't sleep with sober, don't drink too much booze, and hold your temper in check. All you have to do is wear your Irish drinking t-shirts, have fun, and celebrate being Irish...or at least a little-bit Irish.
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