When a woman walks into a bar, or other social medium, with a group of her friends, she only has one thing on her mind: having fun and partaking of a few drinks. When a man walks into a bar, all he has on his narrow mind is diverting as many girls from their original goal as humanly possible. Guys need to distract women. It is not in a woman's basic nature to go out seeking guys. Finding girls and distracting them by being as flashy as possible is exactly why men wear offensive Irish tee shirts on St. Patrick's Day.
Irish drinking tees are the place to begin when you want to disseminate the behavior of the common, modern male human during Saint Patrick's Day. Men do the same type of rituals that we see in the animal kingdom. Fish that balloon themselves out, birds that perform intricate dances, and the fighting of dominate males is something plainly paralleled by human men. When a man puts on a funny shirt, it is the same as spraying musk onto a tree or flourishing an array of bright feathers. All of it is meant to distract, and then engage, the female.
Remember in kindergarten when a little boy would run up to a little girl and pull her braids? She would cry and the little boy would run away laughing. This may seem like a mean thing to do, and the little boy should rightly be punished for his behavior. In reality, the little girl's tears were a way of getting the little girl to notice the existence of the little boy. Even though it is terrible, juvenile behavior, boys are doing the same thing today in the form of offending women with raunchy Irish tshirts.
Outrageous Irish shirts are nowhere near as painful nor traumatic as physically assaulting someone and then laughing about it, but it can have similar effects. Guys only want attention, and if they can't get a positive reaction then they will certainly opt for a negative one. A negative reaction is much preferable than no reaction at all, so a man will intentionally rouse a woman to anger before letting her walk away, never to be heard from again.
Men must bring a women down to their level in order to understand them. If that is done by making them laugh at something silly they've done or by offending them with Irish Saint Patrick's Day t shirts, then most of the hard work is done for a man. Men only need to get the slightest level of attention from a woman in order to distract and engage. Once the woman has been distracted from her predetermined goal of having drinks and spending time with friends, she is suddenly open to forming new goals for the evening. That new goal may just be entertaining the company of a new male in her life. Mission accomplished.
Irish drinking tees are the place to begin when you want to disseminate the behavior of the common, modern male human during Saint Patrick's Day. Men do the same type of rituals that we see in the animal kingdom. Fish that balloon themselves out, birds that perform intricate dances, and the fighting of dominate males is something plainly paralleled by human men. When a man puts on a funny shirt, it is the same as spraying musk onto a tree or flourishing an array of bright feathers. All of it is meant to distract, and then engage, the female.
Remember in kindergarten when a little boy would run up to a little girl and pull her braids? She would cry and the little boy would run away laughing. This may seem like a mean thing to do, and the little boy should rightly be punished for his behavior. In reality, the little girl's tears were a way of getting the little girl to notice the existence of the little boy. Even though it is terrible, juvenile behavior, boys are doing the same thing today in the form of offending women with raunchy Irish tshirts.
Outrageous Irish shirts are nowhere near as painful nor traumatic as physically assaulting someone and then laughing about it, but it can have similar effects. Guys only want attention, and if they can't get a positive reaction then they will certainly opt for a negative one. A negative reaction is much preferable than no reaction at all, so a man will intentionally rouse a woman to anger before letting her walk away, never to be heard from again.
Men must bring a women down to their level in order to understand them. If that is done by making them laugh at something silly they've done or by offending them with Irish Saint Patrick's Day t shirts, then most of the hard work is done for a man. Men only need to get the slightest level of attention from a woman in order to distract and engage. Once the woman has been distracted from her predetermined goal of having drinks and spending time with friends, she is suddenly open to forming new goals for the evening. That new goal may just be entertaining the company of a new male in her life. Mission accomplished.
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