Saturday, April 28, 2012

A Handful Of Funny Pick Up Lines For Females That You Need To Never Ever State Out Loud!

By Clayton Eusebio

Now there are a few truly funny pick up lines around, and if you ever need to see the light of day again then you certainly should never say these funny pick up lines for girls aloud! You may have someone "accidentally" hurt you really horribly when they listen to this comedy coming from your mouth.

But I'm going to share this madness with you right now and I'll leave it up to you to use it at your own personal discretion if you have the guts.

So here's a extremely undesirable pick-up line that could definitely be regarded as very funny if you have the right kind a sense of humor. I unfortunately possess the right type of sense of humor ! Here's the line... "If I would offer you with five dollars now, what would it get me?" I think that is genuinely damn humorous but I couldn't imagine a woman being happy to hear that you think she looks like a prostitute! So you absolutely want to state that at your own personal risk and don't get mad at me if you have 10 chicks smashing their pocketbooks over the side of your head. You are worthy of it you moron!

The following one is a classic that is still kind of funny but it certainly gets the point across knowing what I mean. So the pick up line is... "You have some wonderful jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand." So that's a little bit humorous. It's definitely got a little bit of a filthy aspect to it, and it's surely going to help you state your motives. So it's good if it really works, and I can't state that it will work one way or another.

You know I really find this another pick up line very humorous. The line is... "The term of the day is 'legs.' Let's get back to my area and spread the word." That's some good stuff right there that may either get you a really big laugh or it might get you a kick in the crotch. Give it a try and see what happens.

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